Gringolandia to open large amusement park in Ecuador

April 1, 2013
US Amusement Park company purchases 100,000 acres of land next to Cajas national park near Cuenca……………. In a sweeping move by a large Amusement Park operator based out of the United States, they have announced a purchase today of 100,000 thousand acres adjacent to the Cajas National Park near Cuenca Ecuador.

The company has indicated they will attract tourists from all over the Latin America and all themes will be geared to customers who want an American feeling amusement park. The firm plans on making a bid for the entire Cajas National Park and will have running trains from downtown Cuenca.

Under the new agreement, all employees of the new proposed park are required to be over age 50 and expatriates from the U.S. They also will be ordered to wear funny little uniforms of all types of characters…..

And to end all things with a smile………… under park rules……… have a very happy April Fools but remember April fools in Latin America is on the tenth…….. oh by the way.. ……… all expats who are employees will be required to live on the grounds of the new amusement park and will be housed behind a gated area 🙂